Mercury. Venus. Earth. Mars. Jupiter. Saturn. Uranus. Neptune. Pizza.

You know it. You've always known it. And now you can wear it.

The My Very Educated Mother Tee is for the science teachers who've said the mnemonic out loud more times than they can count, the space lovers who still feel a little emotional about Pluto, and anyone who believes that the best lessons are the ones that stick with you forever. This is the cute teacher graphic tee that makes your whole classroom smile before the bell even rings.

Quirky, nostalgic, and unmistakably nerdy in the best possible way — it's the kind of school spirit apparel that says you love what you teach and you're not afraid to show it.

Printed on a 100% cotton Comfort Colors blank, it's soft, garment-dyed, and made for a full day on your feet — whether that's in a classroom, at a science fair, or stargazing on a Friday night.

Wear it with pride. The planets would want you to.

Material: Comfort Colors 100% cotton